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Absolutely Masterful

I haven't written a review in a long time, but this was so wonderfully conceived, created, and executed that I couldn't contain my enthusiasm. I don't really know what to say: the animation was smooth, nearly flawless; the music was excellent (particularly how you matched it with the animation); the plot, while simplistic, was nonetheless nicely done for a few-minute cartoon. Really, I don't think I could give enough praise to do this justice. Rest assured, it is now at the top of my favorite's list (a very exclusive list).

I see you as having a promising career in animation, my friend. Let's just hope that some jerk on YouTube doesn't post your creation as his own.

Grrrrrrrreat!!!

That was one of the freshest, most creative animations I have seen in a long while. The timing for the sounds was off, but it was still a delightful thing to watch. I absolutely loved the way you utilized all the various elements. At points, I actually felt like I was moving that cursor! You should be proud of this. *Adds to favorites.* Kudos!

My good man...

You are a genius of the highest caliber.

Nothing more need be said.

'Salright...

I'm Catholic, and just so you know, it's not really Catholics you need to worry about offending, seeing as Catholics are notorious for not focusing on Bible reading. ;)

The Flash itself was fine, a bit slow at parts, humorous at others. The animation was fairly good, and with some practice, I think it could get to be really good.

My life has just gotten sweeter...

Wow. Wow. Wow. That was incredible. Not exactly sure how it makes Mario a commy, but wow regrdless. I have absolutely nothing bad to say about this. In fact, I'm adding it to my favorites. You have a classic here. This is the kind of movie that reminds me why I watch Flash in the first place. Kudos!

Why didn't I see this earlier?

This is brilliant. I've hated those ads since the first moment I scrolled over them. How ironic that with synthesized music in the background, something I hate so much can become something I truly enjoy.

The graphics were very smooth, almost hypnotic. The sound, as I said, was great. Overall, this was an excellent piece of work. You should make another, next time using those terrible voice clips they used during Valentine's Day. Those just made me sick!

Kudos!

Good, but there's one problem...

It's pretty much the same problem that all submissions with System of a Down songs have. They always interpret the lyrics literally. SOAD's lyrics usually have a much deeper, circumventing meaning that most people tend to miss.

That said, this was a very good colab. Kudos.

Eric-S responds:

Thanks :)

Very good!

I really enjoyed the style of the animation in this. Also, it was pretty funny! The only thing I'd say you need to improve on is the sound quality. Get some better microphones and you should be in good shape. (Also, I don't know if Master Chief was supposed to stutter like he did, but it was hilarious.) Kudos!

JonHunter responds:

Thanks, the mics are prolly not my fault, but next time i'll go with better quality on my voice acters.

Destined to be a classic!

This was about as good as they get. This movie simply hit every nail on the head. I don't know where to begin. Well, let's start with graphics: Great! Clean, smooth, and thoroughly creepy. The wolf's grin near the end was spellbinding. The sound was great, as well; you have a good reading voice, and the Saw music at the end really made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. Style was perfect as well. Really, I can find very few faults with this film. It's a class act all the way. Kudos!

I haven't laughed that well in months...

This was excellent. I was surprised that the elitists on the site didn't bash you because the graphics were, how you say...lousy. But that was part of the fun! I think your flash single-handedly proves that humor trumps graphics any day. I seriously laughed out loud, this was so good. I can't wait for more from you, and don't slow it down. The speed made increased the humor by a factor of 14! Kudos!

I'm actually not a communist or socialist. In all truth, I'm a monarchist who loves capitalism. "Bolshevik" is just a cool word...*cough*

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